fu manchu

ricksanscrotum:

sunday nights are basically satan convincing me he really exists

commanderinqueef:

if I make fun of you that means I like you more than most people

kristenwiigswig:

i’m laughing so hard facebook thought my knee was a face

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devvzy:

this is how i dance incase you didnt know

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tumbloler:

wearetherevenants:

getoutofhellfree:

one-ddirection-erection:

nurse-joy:

Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.

“I VOLUNTEER!!!”

I AM SCREAMING.

THIS IS AMAZSDFDDFGNSGHJFMJBHKSJHDX

this is more than perfection.

Pertty sure I jUST brok e mylung?

lfmao i haTE TUMBlr OMFG

jennycraigslist:

when im acting really sassy my mom tells me to “put a little less dressing on that attitude salad”